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I honestly have half a mind to rename my blog into something like HOLY$#!+.com or something.It’s raining HOLY $#!+ now!I mean read the title dude,what’s wrong with the world?
Gene Simmons and Politics?The last person you want to see next to already screwed ploitics is a guy who has kids he doesn’t know the names of.
Here’s [...]

Ah, it’s not very often we metal bloggers get a chance to talk about something sensible, or what may seem sensible to the so-called cocktail party activists(nice term Nalaka!).Anyways, fuck you it all and let’s start talking about gender and metal!
Why transgender suddenly?Well,Dan Martinez of Cretin-the awesome grindcore threesome-is now officialy a “she” by the name [...]

This week’s HOLY $#!+  post comes a tad bit earlier than expected.In this post I will feature some of the absoloutely bastard hillarious,metal related youtube video I came across.Before you watch any of these,I highly recommend you watch the Black Sabbath Show.There’s nothing funnier than the mere thought of Ozzy Osbourne getting laid with a [...]

“The Bloody Reign of SLAYER” has to be undoubtably the one publication I’ve waited for so eagerly after my first science book.Irony is one of those little things that can make our lives happier,believe me though lame it may sound.
Anyways,The bloody Reign of SLAYER-the book is called.And if you’ve been a keen reader of popular metal/rock/guitar mags [...]

This is a good one folks,I’ll tell you that.It’s one of those rare ocassions where the HOLY $#!+ factor kicks the WTF? factor’s ass!Honestly!
Variety reveals that Tommy Lee will be lending his voice to a thirty minute short animated movie called “The Life and Times of Jimmy Jaxx” based on his own life story.
wtf dude-Yeah [...]

We all love Bruce,there’s no doubt about the man’s abilities as a vocalist and a frontman let’s not go there.But looks like Bruce has after all developed a habit of making his way to the most stinking corners in rock in roll.I mean you don’t need to me to give examples do you?You remember the [...]

Lemmy is God man,Lemmy surely is!
That line took so much effort to come out,it’s just seven words but it took time and Hell!You don’t write just any bitchy line when writing about Lemmy,you just don’t,and all because Lemmy is God and you just fucking ain’t!
So here’s the story,I am reading my usual list of blogs [...]

Thomas Gabriel Fischer,Celtic Frost-I don’t need to give introductions to these two names because I assume you know your shit and I am really pissed off right now and if you want to “study” you are in the wrong place-go to Wikipedia.
Anyway,Tom Gabriel Fischer’s new project Triptykon have uploaded a track called “Crucifixus” on their [...]