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Don’t you just wish you could bitchslap this guy???

With this post I am starting a new segment called “Hate Blog”.Why?Simply because there are so many things that you just f*cking hate.There are things you just wanna go and puke on,just the moment you hear it.For instance Hilary Duff.Perfect example,ain’t that not?I mean,just think;lame,blonde,the wierd “whatever” with the swish motion  of the hand(Another dude who hates the “whatever” is Dinidu De Alwis),hums lame-ass tunes like “That’s the reason I am so sick of….”(That’s just enough of that shit,right?).So this segment is for all that cat-shit that makes you just go “WTF”,so if you have any interesting stuff for us, contact Metal Cracker dot com through the contact page.

Found this today,and I’m telling you,it’s one those stories that makes you want to spit out several times,just to assure yourself you are got rid of that shitty “Cockroachy” taste,that was left in your mouth after you heard it.

Paris Hilton said this of Benji Madden of that all-bitches band Good Harlot Charlotte; “He’s the most loyal, honest, incredible person in the world,I just feel so blessed to have found him. He’s changed my life.”

Here’s a proper image of the above picture,I’ve worked out a nice conversation for this,read on.If you have better suggestion please leave it below as a comment.

Please feel free to swear in your comments!

Hilton Benji Ew!

Benji:”Umm….look at that,just wish I could squeeze it”

“Hmmph!There”

Paris:”A bit harder bitch,you play in a friggin’ rock band,right?”

Lemmy:This puppy plays in a rock band?

2 Responses to “Don’t you just wish you could bitchslap this guy???”

  1. FYI.., I hate the ‘whatever’ move as well. It is so much of a ‘Paris Hilton thing’ to do. :P Seriously metalcracker I don’t find a modicum of beauty in this synthetic doll; she’s just another spoiled kid ready to take any ride.

  2. aaahahaha….

    benji’s a bitch.

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