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Ok,to keep this simple,this is the third piece I am writing on the Hendrix sex tape.Why?Because I love the man and his music so much and there’s nothing more retarded than watching or at least imagining of a video of a black man that’s there no more,making love with two brunettes!,and I don’t want any bi*ch messing with the legacy that Jimi Hendrix was!

Like I’ve said in the post linked above,I had a very little amount of respect for Pamela De Barres,but after watching the video above which is also at the Metal Cracker dot com homepage,all I have to ask from her is, how much she got paid for those “on-the verge-of-an-orgasm” like moans.

“Ooooh,from where did you find this?”,”They are both doing it at the same time,Oooooh”.And no,Pamela,we don’t hate groupies,in fact we love ‘em but who we really hate are retarded groupies,you know.Jimi’s not there any more,you don’t have to moan!!!You can talk,but not moan,you are a bit too old for that!Quoting my good friend Ding,here’s a word of advice to all you dudes out there.

“Never do retarded ones,they’ll cling on to you and will leave a nasty feeling-Ew,did I really do this?”

Getting back to the topic anyway,Vivid Video-the company who are responsible for the release of this DVD-have challenged anyone who can prove the Hendrix sex tape fake and will award you $100,000.Is that all Jimi’s worth for you bi*ches?Just $100,000.

Let’s make this a bit more reasonable shall we?I’ve already given you enough publicity on my blog.But if there’s anyone who can prove the sex tape to be authentic,I’ll give you free advertising space on this site for a month under a section titled “Free blow job from this pussy face and drop kick the bi*ch before you leave”

Deal?

(Please spare a minute to vote in my “Hendrix sex tape Authenticity” poll at the Metal Cracker dot com homepage)