Lemmy says his action figure won’t get much action unless it has a dick on it!!!
You just can’t hate Lemmy man!When all the other Hollywood-Metal-Bitches pose and shake and work it to get the best shot for their Action Figure and go “I’m getting immortalized”,Lemmy must’ve stood there thinking “Where my Marlboro at?”I’d have done anything to see the faces of the Action-Figure dudes!
Anyways,the Action Figure looks pretty wicked so buy it,and also it comes with some other really cool stuff for the first 2,500 odd people who get it.The special edition gives you an individually numbered MOTÖRHEAD “Ace of Spades” playing card as well as an authentic “D’Andrea Lemmy” guitar pick.Also an autographed edition is available but limited to only 50 pieces worldwide.Fine,you may be fucking “underground” but you can’t say no to that!So buy it,if I had the dough I surely would!It’s available at Hot Topic and a few other places.
Enough of the bull shit,here’s what Lemmy said of the action figure.You can also watch the above video where Lemmy talks of the new figure-for a larger video in a new window click here.
And no,you don’t have to worry about it messing with your sister’s Barbie Dolls ’cause it ain’t got no dick!But you never know with Lemmy!
Jun 3rd, 2008 at 6:13 pm
That shit does look wicked. For all we know, those special edition ones will come will a dick so that Lemmy can handle his business with Barbie as well as any other plastic bitches. Ha!
Jun 14th, 2008 at 7:38 am
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