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I don’t know who is doing this and I don’t care.(Oh no!Wait,I do care,they fall under the my “Would love to drop kick” top-list.)But I know one thing;money,big money.

If you are wondering what I am talking about,well….it’s a Jimi Hendrix sex tape!I mean dude,c’mon!You know he lived a totally “Sex,Drugs and Rock ‘n’ Roll” life,and we love Jimi(not like that bi*ch!) and you’ll always be a legend and remain in our hearts forever but would you really want to see a Black man that’s there no more,making love with two brunettes?I mean,that’s retarded!!!Abso-DAMN-loutely re-BLOODY-tarded.Here’s the best thing,”NO AUDIO!!!”In my honest opinion the only thing that is more retarded is trying to picture the gay dude from America’s Next Top Model boozing!!!

Here’s what The New York Times  had to say:”The film shows a naked man who resembles Hendrix, the guitar legend who died in 1970, wearing a bandanna in his Afro, having sex with two brunettes in a dimly lighted bedroom. His full face appears on screen for only a few seconds, with his eyes closed. In other portions there are flashes of his profile. But his hands, bedecked with rings, roam large on the screen at times. The film has no audio.”Did I use the word retarded?

If you thought it just can’t be any more “Paris Hilton-esque” than that,I have more for you.The supposed cover of the DVD’s headline says “The film you never thought you’d see”.Did you read that?“The film you never thought you’d see”.I mean,c’mon now.That’s too just too….um….retarded for anyone to think of!Wait,I have more.It also features a logo or whatever you may want to call it,which resembles the legendary “The purple haze” logo,and it reads “The sex tape”.How much more “DUH!” can it get?

All you sick people who are going to buy this,I’ll tell you this.The next thing you should buy is a custom designed T-Shirt saying “Free Blow Jobs”.I’ll tell you why.You just bought a sex tape that has no audio,the man is already dead and it’s cover says “The sex tape”.

Experience Hendrix,LLC-the family company that owns all things Hendrix (but the tape)-had this to say-”We, Experience Hendrix, the family company of Jimi Hendrix are aware of the release of the adult videotape which alleges to contain illicit footage of Jimi Hendrix. We strongly dispute the claimed authenticity and affirmatively state that Experience Hendrix is neither involved in, nor have we authorized the distribution of this film. Further, we deplore this unsubstantiated exploitation of Jimi Hendrix. We view the release as nothing more than a callous attempt to trade on the image and reputation of a deceased artist who is unable to defend himself against such an outrageous and baseless assertion. We are highly offended by the disgraceful portrayal.”I am not sure whether Experience Hendrix get their dough in the pocket too,but appreciate them having the balls to shout it out.I mean,“people there’s Global Warming,forget the Hendrix sex tape”

And Pamela Des Barres(the famous….um…. groupie who wrote the book ” I am with the band-the confessions of a groupie”),I had some teeny-weeny(and I mean teeny-weeny) amount of respect for you too,but now I’ve just had a new addition to my “would love drop kick” list.Just watch the video,you’ll know what I mean.

Oh!And the people who are doing this “Vivid”,now I know who’s doing it(go back to the top).Please keep your vivid retarded dreams to yourself,but leave the man alone.He’s dead.

(Watch the video below,and how dumb is this cover?)